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Sick Leave: Kathleen Sebelius' Five Worst Moments
Fri Apr 11, 2014
All her liberal BS politics aside, she's pretty hot looking for a 60+ year old lady. Oh wait a minute, Jane Fonda is too----and we all know what we can do with her! Okay, forget I even mentioned it.
Sheryl Sandberg: I have 'ruled out' running for office
Wed Apr 9, 2014
Yes, just what we need--another elitist billionaire to represent the American people!
Mom of 2 Heroin Addicts: 'This Is Not the Life I Want'
Tue Apr 8, 2014
Ages 24 and 26---and still living at home in their kid bedrooms? Somehow, I don't think heroin is their only problem.
Texas Executes Killer Tommy Lynn Sells After Failed Appeal
Thu Apr 3, 2014
In reply to: sfcret #5.6 Good on ya Chief! Semper Fi
Supreme Court Won't Stop Texas Execution of Tommy Lynn Sells
Thu Apr 3, 2014
Where's a good old firing squad when you need one! Oh I forget--its cruel and unusual punishment. But I doubt he would feel any more pain than a bug feels when he hits your windshield. I know, I know--I have to get to those liberal touchy-feeling sensitivity classes...I keep meaning to!
Victory Lap: Obama Says Health Care Law Is 'Here to Stay'
Tue Apr 1, 2014
In reply to: Ozzie Boy-2719086 #13Hey Ozzie--do us all a favor--keep breathing until the November elections. I want to see what you and your limp wristed liberal friends are going to spin when the Democrats who were stupid enough to support Obamacare get thrown out of office.... …
Elton John tells Matt Lauer he'll 'quietly' marry longtime partner in 'joyous' ceremony
Sun Mar 30, 2014
In reply to: cecil renfield #7 God Save The Queen (Elton)!
Gay Couples Say 'I Do' in England and Wales
Sat Mar 29, 2014
In reply to: Kennyboys #3Yes, congratulations to the John Candy lookalike and his new wife! What.....he's not a guy? Damn--I wonder if she(the other she) knows that!
Gwyneth Paltrow 'in deep gratitude' following split, gets back to GOOP recipes
Fri Mar 28, 2014
NBC News needs to "consciously uncouple" themselves from this liberal elitist wank. Oh, I forget--they can't, because they are liberal elitist wanks also!
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin 'consciously uncouple' -- as in, split
Tue Mar 25, 2014
Typical liberal elitist speak. I guess the next step is "repatriation"---otherwise known as divorce!
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